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Jokes - Women - *ARGHHH!*



  1. What are the three fastest ways of communication?


  2. Three fastest means of communication in the world:


    Tele-phone
    Tele-vision
    Tell-a-woman.
    You still want faster?
    (Tell her not to tell anyone)




  3. Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.


  4. Wife: When must I give them to him?
    Doctor: They are for you.



  5. Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?



  6. Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

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