Jokes - Women - *ARGHHH!*

1. What are the three fastest ways of communication?


Three fastest means of communication in the world:


Tele-phone
Tele-vision
Tell-a-woman.
You still want faster?
(Tell her not to tell anyone)





2. Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.


Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.




3. Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?



Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.