Dear Microsoft : It's over. Our relationship just hasn't been working for a while, and now, this is it. I'm leaving you for another Operating system. I know this isn't a good time--you're down with yet another virus. I do hope you feel better soon--really, I do--but I, too, have to move on with my life. Fact is, in the entire time I've known you, you seem to always have a virus or an occasional worm. You should really see a doctor. That said, I just can't continue with this relationship any longer. I know you say you'll fix things, that next time it'll go better--but that's what you said the last time--and the time before that. Each time I believed you. Well, not any longer. You cheater! The truth is there's nothing more you can say to make things better. I know about your secret marriage to patent. You say you two are not seeing each other anymore, but I just don't believe it. You say you can live without patent, and I've heard that
6ayeb stop! Basee6a!
ReplyDeletegood :) so you're going to die LOL
ReplyDeleteJ/K long time (lights up a cig)
Try to learn from this:
ReplyDeletehttp://hourani.wordpress.com/2006/12/11/smoking-and-condoms/
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Wow, Jad! I'm so impressed. You know I've been praying for you to quit, right? Allah Kareem
ReplyDeleteIndeed it is and when youre gone they will still be people moaning about smokers.
ReplyDeleteLOL is that the new excuse for smokers? Hey I am dying here, cut me some slack!
ReplyDeleteyee .. baseeta man !! ma 7ada bemot ela ele khallas 3omro :p
ReplyDeletehahaha,
ReplyDeletei was thinking in something like that, a week ago...
if you find any good way to stop smoking, just tell me,
thanks in advance :D