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My wife and I

A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.

I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

Another one

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a scale.

And then the fight started... and I'm back or I guess so

btw I'm single ;)


  1. Ahlayn!!! If you come back to blogging, I will forgive you these jokes!!! LOLOLOL!!!

    I'll get serious about the wife-finding. :)

  2. The internets nawwarat Mr. Jadofski.

  3. Ahhh the endless war of the sexes, I should post something against males to balance things ;)

    Welcome back.

  4. Kinzi,
    You promised me many times. Just remember, one day you will have to answer :p

    Sari al-Hiari,
    Nawarat be s7abha man.

    You can try but you will always fail to balance it out :p

    Thank you

  5. Welcome Welcome ya akha el 3arab!

  6. Hooray! You're back!

    And, Hala, I suggest that the men in these anecdotes look clueless enough to keep the scales pretty balanced!

  7. hahahahhahaha :) 3njad u made me laugh :)
    its soooooooo damn funny :)

  8. good to see that you are back.
    looking forward to read more from you!

  9. That's a posting full of ingihst!


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