Dear Microsoft : It's over. Our relationship just hasn't been working for a while, and now, this is it. I'm leaving you for another Operating system. I know this isn't a good time--you're down with yet another virus. I do hope you feel better soon--really, I do--but I, too, have to move on with my life. Fact is, in the entire time I've known you, you seem to always have a virus or an occasional worm. You should really see a doctor. That said, I just can't continue with this relationship any longer. I know you say you'll fix things, that next time it'll go better--but that's what you said the last time--and the time before that. Each time I believed you. Well, not any longer. You cheater! The truth is there's nothing more you can say to make things better. I know about your secret marriage to patent. You say you two are not seeing each other anymore, but I just don't believe it. You say you can live without patent, and I've heard that
I've never been stoned. But then again, I am usually the one doing the stoning.
ReplyDeleteYou should understand that to those children, they know "us" and "them".
Them of course being the foreigners who could only be American or Israeli. The enemy basically! So be happy you were only stoned and not shot.
Saro Al-Hiari,
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure about being shot and I hope it's just exaggeration but getting became so common while cycling :-)