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Blogless moments & Kids Really Think Quickly!!

I'm still super busy and this best defined as blogless moments and it is the time for unoriginal content! which might be better for many readers :p

Kids Really Think Quickly!!



TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria!





TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
FRANK: the one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."





TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!





TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O!





TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!





TEACHER: Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.





TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."





TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.





TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.





TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog!!





TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher




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