Dear Microsoft : It's over. Our relationship just hasn't been working for a while, and now, this is it. I'm leaving you for another Operating system. I know this isn't a good time--you're down with yet another virus. I do hope you feel better soon--really, I do--but I, too, have to move on with my life. Fact is, in the entire time I've known you, you seem to always have a virus or an occasional worm. You should really see a doctor. That said, I just can't continue with this relationship any longer. I know you say you'll fix things, that next time it'll go better--but that's what you said the last time--and the time before that. Each time I believed you. Well, not any longer. You cheater! The truth is there's nothing more you can say to make things better. I know about your secret marriage to patent. You say you two are not seeing each other anymore, but I just don't believe it. You say you can live without patent, and I've heard that
is that what you meant Jad?
ReplyDeletehere you go:
ReplyDelete1. clean the stained metal...anything even if you want to polish your metal watch.
2. you can cut them into 2 halves and empty the inside part and use them to serve sae food…"tuna for example"
3. same as no. (2) but you dry them and use them for candles "the small floating candles" ...but you have to cut the "head" so it will be stable.
reminded of"when life gives lemons make lemonade "
ReplyDeletewell i can make animals with lemons,put raisins for eyes and make a tail with lemon peel..
make roses with peels just dont let it be cut or seperated and twist it into a rose (u can do that with a tomato too)
i found this for u
http://www.flickr.com/photos/daedals/1240458117/
lol mala2e6's referal is funny. I heard eating lemon with sugar makes you stop growing which I tried to avoid like hell for my teen years loool.
ReplyDeleteAnd I think if you eat 6 in a row you can get a day off from school cause you'll start to feel sick lol.
Haha, I love the suicidal lemon.
ReplyDeleteChange the eye color! That's what I used to think when I was a lot younger, then figured out that it was only the lighting :P
ReplyDeleteMake a battery.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AY9qcDCFeVI
and refreshen your shoes
You can throw them at penguins!
ReplyDeleteJumana
ReplyDeleteYour list is so cool especially polishing metal watch one, I'll try it for sure.
Malage6
LoL, the more you talk the more I believe you are coming from outer space, joy planet :-)
Batoul
Yeah, Vitamin C gets your free off day LoL
Lalla Mira
Yeah, actually it was the one blamed for this post.
Amer
LoL
Nizar
So when I'm in a remote place, I can charge my laptop with 20kg of lemon, Amazing.
Hani Obaid
LoL; why do you hate penguins?
Penguins are adorable, they look like they're wearing a tuxedo, and the walk is hilarious. I liked them even more since I watched the march of the penguin movie.
ReplyDeleteI was jsut teasing because I think you put that penguin up there to represent your interest in Nux! Am I right, or am I right ? :D
Hani Obaid
ReplyDeleteMy relation with penguin is more than GNU/Linux relationship dude :-) I loved them even before becoming GNU preacher.