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Photographer Mistaken for Gunman
Sheridan College in Ontario was locked down last Friday because it was suspected a gunman was on the premises. Thankfully, it was a false alarm, but how do you mistake a gunman? Apparently, all it took was a lone photographer, some camouflage cargo pants and his free-standing tripod.

The emergency services were alerted by a professor and his eight students, who all reported they had seen a suspicious man carrying a "long, tubular object." Following a campus lock down and a thorough two hour search, nothing was found. Information incoming across the weekend has indicated a photographer with a tripod was the reason for the disturbance, though he has yet to be located and spanked for all the fuss he caused. Let this be a lesson to you camouflage cargo pant-wearing weirdos; don't wear camouflage cargo pants. You're not in the army, you suck. Talking of things that suck, according to a satirical joke we are about to make, the NRA was said to be very disappointed about there being one less gun on the streets. We don't doubt it.


[tags] army, camouflage, cargo pant, cargo pants, doubt, emergency services, false alarm, fuss, gunman, joke, last friday, nra, photographer, premises, sheridan college, suspicious man, tripod, tubular object, weirdos [/tags]

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  1. Damn! Are people that paranoid nowadays?

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  2. HAHA :D
    The tittle makes sense now, I like it :D

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  3. lol! a tripod? its kinda funny bas on the same lines of being seriously sad.

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