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How to get Police attention

Humor 200ok Going to be the other night, I noticed people in my shed stealing things.

I phoned the police but was told no one was in the area to help. They said they would send someone as soon as possible.

I hung up. A minute later I rang again. "Hello," I said, I called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. You don't have to hurry now, because I've shot them."

Within minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, plus helicopters and an armed response unit. They caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the officers said: "I thought you said you'd shot them."

To which I replied: "I thought you said there was no one available."

Comments

  1. Hehe!!! Good one, actually smart!

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  2. Jad! You said that anjad? good on ya...you know how to work the system. Hope you had a nice holiday

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  3. Reem,
    Hehh yeah he's smart!

    Kinzi,
    No, it was a joke I received and thought it worth sharing.

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