Violent AcresToday IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m going to tell the men a little secret about women.
Are you listening, men? Come a little closerÃ¢â‚¬Â¦a little closer. Shhhhhh, weÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ve got to keep our voices down so the feminists donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t hearÃ¢â‚¬Â¦.
You know that stuff youÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ve been reading in the girly magazines that tell you that women like to be romanced with candlelit dinners before you gently (gently!) make love to them by first giving them hours of oral pleasure and then softly (oh so softly!) penetrating them while staring lovingly into their eyesÃ¢â‚¬Â¦always making absolutely sure that they reach orgasm first?
Well, itÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s all bunk.
Eh, we can generalize till the cows come home. You're not going to reach any good conclusions no matter who does it, one way or another. Some women prefer to be dominated, some women don't. Men: just ask, for gods sake. And keep asking. People's sexual tastes change over time just like anything else, especially if you've been in a relationship for a while. In the beginning, maybe she liked it rough, wanted it in public phone booths, or on the kitchen floor. Maybe now, the novelty has worn off, and she prefers a little romance. Or vice versa. I think the key to good sex is always enthusiasm, no matter which way you have it.ReplyDelete
Girly magazines are all full of shit and the last thing that any feminist would read. "Oh yes - this season I MUST wear purple - Cosmo said so!", sex tips to turn on your man (as if I needed that!). "Look at our model on the front - her waist is thinner then her neck - so you should all strive to be like her!", "by the way, high heels are sexy and totally not a way to screw you up!", "let's all go out and buy this bag!".ReplyDelete
Any self respecting feminist can see these "girly magazines" are not empowering women, but making them weak. I don't buy them, nor will I ever buy them.