Violent AcresToday IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m going to tell the men a little secret about women.
Are you listening, men? Come a little closerÃ¢â‚¬Â¦a little closer. Shhhhhh, weÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ve got to keep our voices down so the feminists donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t hearÃ¢â‚¬Â¦.
You know that stuff youÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ve been reading in the girly magazines that tell you that women like to be romanced with candlelit dinners before you gently (gently!) make love to them by first giving them hours of oral pleasure and then softly (oh so softly!) penetrating them while staring lovingly into their eyesÃ¢â‚¬Â¦always making absolutely sure that they reach orgasm first?
Well, itÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s all bunk.