Dear Microsoft : It's over. Our relationship just hasn't been working for a while, and now, this is it. I'm leaving you for another Operating system. I know this isn't a good time--you're down with yet another virus. I do hope you feel better soon--really, I do--but I, too, have to move on with my life. Fact is, in the entire time I've known you, you seem to always have a virus or an occasional worm. You should really see a doctor. That said, I just can't continue with this relationship any longer. I know you say you'll fix things, that next time it'll go better--but that's what you said the last time--and the time before that. Each time I believed you. Well, not any longer. You cheater! The truth is there's nothing more you can say to make things better. I know about your secret marriage to patent. You say you two are not seeing each other anymore, but I just don't believe it. You say you can live without patent, and I've heard that
RAMADAAAAAAAAAAN!
ok, this doesn't sound good lol
ReplyDelete"with us is only FOOD"
ReplyDeleteYou may say that I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one
YALLA NOW ITS SHAWERMA TIME
eh! gal i didn't pass math gal!!
ReplyDeletegood one, happy eid :)
ReplyDeleteHappy Eid dude!
ReplyDeleteSomeone hijacked your site to this stupid VMIX .. Or is that just advertising!?
Yin3ad 3alik ya rab
Had to laugh at a cafe in Malaysia - loudspeaker blaring out what to us is "mosque music" - wouldn't take orders for food until the family had broken their fast (no problem there) but would happily sell us beer until then.
ReplyDeleteAfter dark out came the food, their kids to play with mine, and on went the Bob Marley CDs. We were the only customers so we chatted and had a great evening with lovely people.