Why not to marry a blogger?

Because she will

1. If you fart in bed she will blog about it.


2. blog about your online chats


3. log in through proxy to put a nasty comment


4. if she gets mad at you, she'll remove you from her blog roll


5. you will hear about her being pregnant from her blog


6. she will actually get MAD AT YOU if you didn't get it from her blog and you being the first commenter on that post


7. She expects you to write a post on how wonderful it is to be married to her everyday...


8. She expects you to write a trackback in response to her announcement that she's pregnant


9. you will know if you're getting lucky tonight from her blog


10. the only way to know how much she spent on that new Prada Purse is from her blog- Corrected by Iman


11. she keeps a second "secret" blog from you


12. she will log in and and start commenting with a different name on your blog to try and see if you're going to cheat on her


13. You will know all about your sleeping habits and how good you are in bed .. from her blog


14. she may put your bed activities rate online


15. she would put a poll to see how many people agree that you get some action or not


16. she will discuss disciplinary action with her readers


17. she will talk about EVERYTHING in preparation of the wedding


18. She'll setup a blog for your mother in law to strike you online and offline


19. She will talk about your surprise birthday party and you're still supposed to look surprised


20. If you get her a gift before mentioning mentioning it on your blog, she will feel cheated


21. You're not supposed to get comments from any females on your blog


22. You're not supposed to get jealous if guys complement her on her blog


23. She'll go nuts for few days when she's changing the design of her blog. Blames it all on you


24. first thing she would do after delivery is blog about the experience


25. She'll try to look up the baby's blog, but gets very frustrated that he doesn't have one


26. You'll find the shopping list on her blog under, "Get these or die"


27. Before going to a doctor, she checks his blg and rating on Technorati


28. If your Technorati rating drops below 50,000 she would start asking you to go to the gym


29. If your rating goes higher than hers, she starts complaining that you spend too much time online


30. If she's not in the next podcast ... you're screwed


31. her name, her site and her webaddress must be mentioned in every tag that you post, In addition to the words love, worship, chocolate, and "YES"


32. You have to mention in "H1" font size that you're married on every page


33. She's not supposed to mention that she's married because this is anti-feminism and your sad attempts to control her life


34. You can?t blog when you?re having a serious conversatoin with her. She will know it and will think it is disrespectful :-D by Shaden




35. She will check her blog?s stat everyday and you better be there on the last 10 viewers? list by Shaden

This peice of art is a result of few minutes conversation with 7aj ghweider

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