Because she will
This peice of art is a result of few minutes conversation with 7aj ghweider
[tags] jad, gwieder, CO!, why, not, marry, blogger [/tags]
- If you fart in bed she will blog about it.
- blog about your online chats
- log in through proxy to put a nasty comment
- if she gets mad at you, she'll remove you from her blog roll
- you will hear about her being pregnant from her blog
- she will actually get MAD AT YOU if you didn't get it from her blog and you being the first commenter on that post
- She expects you to write a post on how wonderful it is to be married to her everyday...
- She expects you to write a trackback in response to her announcement that she's pregnant
- you will know if you're getting lucky tonight from her blog
- the only way to know how much she spent on that new Prada Purse is from her blog- Corrected by Iman
- she keeps a second "secret" blog from you
- she will log in and and start commenting with a different name on your blog to try and see if you're going to cheat on her
- You will know all about your sleeping habits and how good you are in bed .. from her blog
- she may put your bed activities rate online
- she would put a poll to see how many people agree that you get some action or not
- she will discuss disciplinary action with her readers
- she will talk about EVERYTHING in preparation of the wedding
- She'll setup a blog for your mother in law to strike you online and offline
- She will talk about your surprise birthday party and you're still supposed to look surprised
- If you get her a gift before mentioning mentioning it on your blog, she will feel cheated
- You're not supposed to get comments from any females on your blog
- You're not supposed to get jealous if guys complement her on her blog
- She'll go nuts for few days when she's changing the design of her blog. Blames it all on you
- first thing she would do after delivery is blog about the experience
- She'll try to look up the baby's blog, but gets very frustrated that he doesn't have one
- You'll find the shopping list on her blog under, "Get these or die"
- Before going to a doctor, she checks his blg and rating on Technorati
- If your Technorati rating drops below 50,000 she would start asking you to go to the gym
- If your rating goes higher than hers, she starts complaining that you spend too much time online
- If she's not in the next podcast ... you're screwed
- her name, her site and her webaddress must be mentioned in every tag that you post, In addition to the words love, worship, chocolate, and "YES"
- You have to mention in "H1" font size that you're married on every page
- She's not supposed to mention that she's married because this is anti-feminism and your sad attempts to control her life
- You can?t blog when you?re having a serious conversatoin with her. She will know it and will think it is disrespectful :-D by Shaden
- She will check her blog?s stat everyday and you better be there on the last 10 viewers? list by Shaden
This peice of art is a result of few minutes conversation with 7aj ghweider
[tags] jad, gwieder, CO!, why, not, marry, blogger [/tags]
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