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Dear Technical Support,
I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected child processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other Programs and launches during system initialization where it monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Boys Night Out 2.5, and Wrestling 5.3 no longer run and crash the system whenever selected.
Attempting to operate Saturday Football 6.3 always fails but Saturday Shopping 7.1 runs instead.
I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favorite applications.
I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 but uninstall doesn't work on this program. Can you please help.

Thank you,

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REPLY FROM TECHNICAL SUPPORT
Dear Sir,
This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding. Many men upgrade from
Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its creator to run everything. You are unlikely to be
Able to purge Wife 1.0 and convert back to Girlfriend 7.0 as Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the system once installed. Some people have tried to install Girlfriend8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems.
Having Wife 1.0 installed me I recommend you keep it installed and deal with the difficulties as best you can. When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the C: \I APOLOGISE program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-key. It may be necessary to run C:\I APOLOGISE a number of times but hopefully eventually the operating system will return to normal.
Wife 1.0 although a very high maintenance program can be very rewarding. To get the most out of it consider buying additional software such as Flowers 2.0, Chocolates 5.0 or Diamonds 7.0. Do not under any circumstances install Secretary 3.3 (Short Skirt version) as this is not a compatible application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly crash.
Regards,


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