Jad Madi's Blog

It's hard to wake up early for vast majority of people and we even hate it since the kindergarten, I hate it too but I can wake up whenever I want and I can give lies to my friends like Mazz and say Of course I can program myself to wakeup early, I can even sleep at 5:00 AM and wake up at 6:00AM sharp without an alarm clock . Of course I can do that, of course I wasn't lying nor a bullshitter, in fact I can wake up whenever I want (anyone counting wake up here?), Mazen come on my friend. I have been begging Mazen to wake up early to do some *HIGHLY CLASSIFIED* and secret work but he's failing me because he wont wake up early and by early in Mazen's case we are talking about anything before 3:00 PM :-) go figure. The coincident is that I just called Bakez because he left me a message yesterday yelling about his blog database being down and the conversation was like Jad: Bakkouz, Are you awake? Bakkouz: sorta, what time is it ? Jad: 7:30, oh no it's 7:45 Bakkouz: O

Unfortunately this decision came after deleting all Arabic posts in this blog, anyway my Arabic blog URL is http://jadmadi.net/arabi and RSS feed http://jadmadi.net/arabi/feed [tags] arabi,blog,atom,xml [/tags]

Unfortunately this decision came after deleting all Arabic posts in this blog, anyway my Arabic blog URL is http://jadmadi.net/arabi and RSS feed http://jadmadi.net/arabi/feed [tags] arabi,blog,atom,xml [/tags]

Since some bloggers like Kinzi, Oula and others decided to blog about cooking instead of politics and current events I decided to do the same. Today's meal is Political decision Recipe A problem or why would we bother? Information from a trusted source make sure to get your information from a highly trusted and specialized source else you will end up poisoning people just like when Shawerma's places decided to use untrusted sauce. A Ranking system You need to a ranking system to prioritize your goals and list your alternative accordingly Options list You have to have a list of available options usually provided by the trusted source and by options we mean options to tweak same decisions. Archiving of previous decisions It's always good to have access to archived decisions in same and/or similar topics especially if you are new to kitchen. A desire to make a difference If you are not willing to get your hands dirty or not willing to receive some bad reviews from p

Since some bloggers like Kinzi, Oula and others decided to blog about cooking instead of politics and current events I decided to do the same. Today's meal is Political decision Recipe A problem or why would we bother? Information from a trusted source make sure to get your information from a highly trusted and specialized source else you will end up poisoning people just like when Shawerma's places decided to use untrusted sauce. A Ranking system You need to a ranking system to prioritize your goals and list your alternative accordingly Options list You have to have a list of available options usually provided by the trusted source and by options we mean options to tweak same decisions. Archiving of previous decisions It's always good to have access to archived decisions in same and/or similar topics especially if you are new to kitchen. A desire to make a difference If you are not willing to get your hands dirty or not willing to receive some bad reviews from p

Since some bloggers like Kinzi, Oula and others decided to blog about cooking instead of politics and current events I decided to do the same. Today's meal is Political decision Recipe A problem or why would we bother? Information from a trusted source make sure to get your information from a highly trusted and specialized source else you will end up poisoning people just like when Shawerma's places decided to use untrusted sauce. A Ranking system You need to a ranking system to prioritize your goals and list your alternative accordingly Options list You have to have a list of available options usually provided by the trusted source and by options we mean options to tweak same decisions. Archiving of previous decisions It's always good to have access to archived decisions in same and/or similar topics especially if you are new to kitchen. A desire to make a difference If you are not willing to get your hands dirty or not willing to receive some bad reviews from

With all respect to Amer Khaled but this is a funny audio clip mimicking his famous stutter. [tags] amer khaled,funny audio,mimicking,stutter,respect to,audio clip[/tags]

With all respect to Amer Khaled but this is a funny audio clip mimicking his famous stutter. [tags] amer khaled,funny audio,mimicking,stutter,respect to,audio clip[/tags]

With all respect to Amer Khaled but this is a funny audio clip mimicking his famous stutter. [tags] amer khaled,funny audio,mimicking,stutter,respect to,audio clip[/tags]

To my million subscriber, I have changed my RSS feed URL, now I'm using Feedburner. Recent posts Recent comments. Hope this will double it into two millions wink [tags] feedburner,subscriber [/tags]

To my million subscriber, I have changed my RSS feed URL, now I'm using Feedburner. Recent posts Recent comments. Hope this will double it into two millions *wink* [tags] feedburner,subscriber [/tags]

In Islam, the penalty for adultery is one hundred stripes if the person is not married and stoning until death if he or she is married. God says in The Holy Quran Each of the women and the man guilty of adultery or fornication must be flogged with a hundred stripes. Let not compassion move you in their case, in a matter prescribed by God, if ye believe in God and the Last day . And let a party of believers witness their punishment (Al-Noor: 2) Conditions of Punishment : Carrying out the punishment of adultery requires the fulfilment of all these conditions together in every individual case: The adulterer or adulteress must be a sane adult Muslim who has committed the act voluntary The crime must be proved through the culprit's admission or the testimony of four reliable witnesses who saw the process of sexual intercourse itself, i.e, the male organ in the female organ. The crime may also be proved through unjustified pregnancy. Notice that witnesses here must be four, whereas

A new rumour is being circulated between Jordanian bloggers saying that Jordan's E-Government is about to release a new WordPress plugin for your self-hosted WordPress blog. An unofficial spokesman of E-Gov WordPress plugin development department said, The goal is to help Jordanian bloggers not to cross the ambiguous red line , easily and smoothly, , We have been working on the new algorithm for three years now and we are certain of bloggers satisfaction he adds. The unofficial source also said We are working hard to provide a tool for Jordanian bloggers who uses blogger.com, WordPress.com and LiveJournal.com as they have been asking for it for a while but we can't promise a deadline now The core idea of this plugin seems to be helping Jordanian bloggers whenever they ran into mental disorder by criticising their dandy Government, Parliament or the private sector in Jordan as most of the bloggers seems to imagine things that doesn't exists in Jordan's dictionary like

People behind this animated commercial are awesomely smart and creative. However, I don't know why it's important for a man to have a soft skin in real life, do you think women prefer soft skin man or lets say normal manesh skin ? [tags] soft skin,skin tags,women prefer,i don t know,kiss,animation,smart [/tags]

People behind this animated commercial are awesomely smart and creative. However, I don't know why it's important for a man to have a soft skin in real life, do you think women prefer soft skin man or lets say normal manesh skin ? [tags] soft skin,skin tags,women prefer,i don t know,kiss,animation,smart [/tags]

JordanTimes.com - AMMAN - An Amman computer system builder has been sentenced to three months in prison for pirating software, the first time in the Kingdom’s history that the court has imprisoned someone for software piracy. I wonder how the average Jordanian with the average income be be able to afford such unbalanced software pricing ? I wonder if Jordan Intellectual Property Association (JIPA) take into account that average Jordanians cannot afford $150 for software license because that amount is actually very close to be their monthly income. Thankfully I'm a free Software user and developer, thankfully I don't have to pay license to anyone nor I have to hide my laptop if the anti-piracy squad showed up. That doesn't mean I don't encourage people to license their software and operating systems, I have a licensed copy of Microsoft Windows Vista Yes, I paid for it but because I was forced to do so when I bought my laptop, there was no option to buy it without payi

[tags] IT, crowd, piracy, consequences, funny [/tags]

[tags] IT, crowd, piracy, consequences, funny [/tags]

In the Holy month of Gatayef, The first cigarette after Breaking Fast will always encourage you to Fast the next day even if the day goes by so slow. Jad, The sage. [tags] wisdom, month, sage, ramadan [/tags]

In the Holy month of Gatayef, The first cigarette after Breaking Fast will always encourage you to Fast the next day even if the day goes by so slow. Jad, The sage. [tags] wisdom, month, sage, ramadan [/tags]

In the Holy month of Gatayef, The first cigarette after Breaking Fast will always encourage you to Fast the next day even if the day goes by so slow. Jad, The sage. [tags] wisdom, month, sage, ramadan [/tags]

[tags] video, A walk in a Muslims Shoes [/tags]

[tags] video, A walk in a Muslims Shoes [/tags]

I want you to react with you face as if he just told you all the ice cream has been stolen from the earth. [tags] little 9/11, video [/tags]

I want you to react with you face as if he just told you all the ice cream has been stolen from the earth. [tags] little 9/11, video [/tags]

Just watch Jordan's Mufti giving a 10 minutes lecture about Ramadan before saying No it's not tomorrow but the day after, on the other news I like Pulp magazine [tags]pulp magazine, ramadan,mufti,jordan [/tags]

Just watch Jordan's Mufti giving a 10 minutes lecture about Ramadan before saying No it's not tomorrow but the day after, on the other news I like Pulp magazine [tags]pulp magazine, ramadan,mufti,jordan [/tags]

[tags] video, remy, hilarious, A-R-A-B, rap [/tags]

[tags] video, remy, hilarious, A-R-A-B, rap [/tags]

[tags] saluting, Lebanese, army [/tags]

[tags] saluting, Lebanese, army [/tags]

As you know, Ramadan is coming up on Thursday. When I was in Amman last Fall, I didn't participate much in the holiday - I didn't fast, didn't pray or meditate much, and only went to a few Iftar (fast-breaking) celebrations. Still, I loved the few times that I did get to see, feel, and share with friends in different parts of Amman. This year, in a spirit of experiencing my time in the Middle East to the fullest and in the Ramadan spirit of 'social solidarity with the poor and with society at large,' I've begun to read and reflect in preparation for doing my best at observing Ramadan this year. I'm even on the schedule as a Muslim employee at the call center, having promised the people there that I'll be making the effort to fast and observe the holy month. I'll be in the office from 8am-3pm, so my friends there will be a great help through most of the day. However, the days are still long and hot in Amman and I know I'm going to need some help;

As you know, Ramadan is coming up on Thursday. When I was in Amman last Fall, I didn't participate much in the holiday - I didn't fast, didn't pray or meditate much, and only went to a few Iftar (fast-breaking) celebrations. Still, I loved the few times that I did get to see, feel, and share with friends in different parts of Amman. This year, in a spirit of experiencing my time in the Middle East to the fullest and in the Ramadan spirit of 'social solidarity with the poor and with society at large,' I've begun to read and reflect in preparation for doing my best at observing Ramadan this year. I'm even on the schedule as a Muslim employee at the call center, having promised the people there that I'll be making the effort to fast and observe the holy month. I'll be in the office from 8am-3pm, so my friends there will be a great help through most of the day. However, the days are still long and hot in Amman and I know I'm going to need some help;

Bakkouz , Keep your medical insurance card close, Okie?

Bakkouz , Keep your medical insurance card close, Okie?

What would you do ? would you tell the person that his/her fly is open? if it was you would you want someone to alert you or you will feel the heat as if you and your zipper are the major focus of attention by the whole world? Would you alert the person in a polite and less embarrassing way ? or would you want to make fun out of it ? and by the way, I'm asking what would you do if the open fly's person is a friend or not. [tags] zipper down,open fly,feel the heat[/tags]

What would you do ? would you tell the person that his/her fly is open? if it was you would you want someone to alert you or you will feel the heat as if you and your zipper are the major focus of attention by the whole world? Would you alert the person in a polite and less embarrassing way ? or would you want to make fun out of it ? and by the way, I'm asking what would you do if the open fly's person is a friend or not. [tags] zipper down,open fly,feel the heat[/tags]

nine miserable days [tags] miserable days[/tags]

nine miserable days [tags] miserable days[/tags]

Lyrics by: Remy Music by: Plain White Ts Hey there, Khalilah, what's it like in Baghdad City? I'm 3,000 miles away but girl tonight you're looking pretty Can't you see? You're looking really hot, baby. Literally. Hey there, Khalilah, I am at my latest booking But I'm writing you tonight to say how much I miss your cooking So I sob. Wipe all my tears up with a mop. There's no kabob. Oh, it's how you cook the meat. How you cook the meat. Hey there Khalilah, you stay good and cook some coosa Til I'm back there making money at the Improv in Falluja Give it time. I'm bombing really bad this time. No, not that kind. Hey there, Khalilah, if I must eat one more Twinkie Well I might just have to lick my arm and then bite off my pinky What a scene. The only Arab food I see's Attached to me Oh, it's how you cook the meat. How you cook the meat. 3,000 miles is far away, but I just want kabob today I'd eat it all up with a knife and fork. W

Lyrics by: Remy Music by: Plain White Ts Hey there, Khalilah, what's it like in Baghdad City? I'm 3,000 miles away but girl tonight you're looking pretty Can't you see? You're looking really hot, baby. Literally. Hey there, Khalilah, I am at my latest booking But I'm writing you tonight to say how much I miss your cooking So I sob. Wipe all my tears up with a mop. There's no kabob. Oh, it's how you cook the meat. How you cook the meat. Hey there Khalilah, you stay good and cook some coosa Til I'm back there making money at the Improv in Falluja Give it time. I'm bombing really bad this time. No, not that kind. Hey there, Khalilah, if I must eat one more Twinkie Well I might just have to lick my arm and then bite off my pinky What a scene. The only Arab food I see's Attached to me Oh, it's how you cook the meat. How you cook the meat. 3,000 miles is far away, but I just want kabob today I'd eat it all up with a knife and fork. W

Lyrics by: Remy Music by: Plain White Ts Hey there, Khalilah, what's it like in Baghdad City? I'm 3,000 miles away but girl tonight you're looking pretty Can't you see? You're looking really hot, baby. Literally. Hey there, Khalilah, I am at my latest booking But I'm writing you tonight to say how much I miss your cooking So I sob. Wipe all my tears up with a mop. There's no kabob. Oh, it's how you cook the meat. How you cook the meat. Hey there Khalilah, you stay good and cook some coosa Til I'm back there making money at the Improv in Falluja Give it time. I'm bombing really bad this time. No, not that kind. Hey there, Khalilah, if I must eat one more Twinkie Well I might just have to lick my arm and then bite off my pinky What a scene. The only Arab food I see's Attached to me Oh, it's how you cook the meat. How you cook the meat. 3,000 miles is far away, but I just want kabob today I'd eat it all up with a knife and fork. W

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Hear answers from visionaries like Bill Gates, Albert Einstein, and John Lennon. Download Gizmo Dial 611 Find out Why did the chicken cross the road? - Press 5 Hear answers from visionaries like Bill Gates, Albert Einstein, and John Lennon. [tags] albert einstein,john lennon,bill gates,chicken cross,visionaries,gizmo,why did the chicken cross the road,cross road,dial 611[/tags]

Hear answers from visionaries like Bill Gates, Albert Einstein, and John Lennon. Download Gizmo Dial 611 Find out Why did the chicken cross the road? - Press 5 Hear answers from visionaries like Bill Gates, Albert Einstein, and John Lennon. [tags] albert einstein,john lennon,bill gates,chicken cross,visionaries,gizmo,why did the chicken cross the road,cross road,dial 611[/tags]

add your blog now [tags] Jordan, pulse [/tags]

add your blog now [tags] Jordan, pulse [/tags]

Find 5 new Blogs that you find interesting Age of Jahiliyah Rands in Repose Violent acres American in Jordan SandMonkey Notify the 5 bloggers that you are recommending them as part of BlogDay 2007 Write a short description of the Blogs and place a link to the recommended Blogs Post the BlogDay Post (on August 31st) and Add the BlogDay tag using this link: http://technorati.com/tag/BlogDay2007 and a link to the BlogDay web site at http://www.blogday.org [tags] celebrating, blog, day, 2007 [/tags]

Find 5 new Blogs that you find interesting Age of Jahiliyah Rands in Repose Violent acres American in Jordan SandMonkey Notify the 5 bloggers that you are recommending them as part of BlogDay 2007 Write a short description of the Blogs and place a link to the recommended Blogs Post the BlogDay Post (on August 31st) and Add the BlogDay tag using this link: http://technorati.com/tag/BlogDay2007 and a link to the BlogDay web site at http://www.blogday.org [tags] celebrating, blog, day, 2007 [/tags]

Find 5 new Blogs that you find interesting Age of Jahiliyah Rands in Repose Violent acres American in Jordan SandMonkey Notify the 5 bloggers that you are recommending them as part of BlogDay 2007 Write a short description of the Blogs and place a link to the recommended Blogs Post the BlogDay Post (on August 31st) and Add the BlogDay tag using this link: http://technorati.com/tag/BlogDay2007 and a link to the BlogDay web site at http://www.blogday.org [tags] celebrating, blog, day, 2007 [/tags]