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[tags] hajjaj, Osama, layalina, magazine [/tags]
Friday, September 29, 2006
Layalina Magazine
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[tags] hajjaj, Osama, layalina, magazine [/tags]
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[tags] hajjaj, Osama, layalina, magazine [/tags]
Thursday, September 28, 2006
Are you creative ?
In Jordan we have a strict regulations when it comes to car plates because they want a unified readable car plate so it's easy to get the number whenever you need it.
Lots of guys in Jordan tries re-innovate (LoL) their car plates and I guess we have seen plenty of weird looking plates, Some are well designed ( and I wonder why the police don't adapt the good design) and some are sucks and meant to fool people or police if they tried to read the number...
Nevertheless, all Jordanian tries was never series at least because they try to avoid the big fat fine not to mention that Jordanian aren't as creative as Lebanese people and that's why Jordanians are the second or the third people in advertising business in Middle East and sure Lebanese on the top in that market.
But why Lebanese? Can't we be creative as they are ? let's take a closer look on car plates as a case study (LoL) see how creative they are!
I guess if they allow us to do the same in Jordan as in Quebec, we would do better and if you are a regular visitor of Talasim then you know what I mean, or you take a look
Now let's compare Jordanian creativity with the Quebec Lebanese one
[tags] car, plates, advertising, creativity [/tags]
Lots of guys in Jordan tries re-innovate (LoL) their car plates and I guess we have seen plenty of weird looking plates, Some are well designed ( and I wonder why the police don't adapt the good design) and some are sucks and meant to fool people or police if they tried to read the number...
Nevertheless, all Jordanian tries was never series at least because they try to avoid the big fat fine not to mention that Jordanian aren't as creative as Lebanese people and that's why Jordanians are the second or the third people in advertising business in Middle East and sure Lebanese on the top in that market.
But why Lebanese? Can't we be creative as they are ? let's take a closer look on car plates as a case study (LoL) see how creative they are!
I guess if they allow us to do the same in Jordan as in Quebec, we would do better and if you are a regular visitor of Talasim then you know what I mean, or you take a look
Now let's compare Jordanian creativity with the Quebec Lebanese one
So, Are we creative ?
[tags] car, plates, advertising, creativity [/tags]
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
Monday, September 25, 2006
What I like about Ramadan
Gatayef! YES GATAYEF AND ONLY GATAYEF is the secret ingredients that make my love story with ramadan successful :D
I adore gatayef, I worship it, It's different in Ramadan to have your dose of gatayef, I mean we do make gatayef at home during the year but in Ramadan it has different taste, different love
Gatayef, I LOVE YOU!
Gatayef at al-fotoor
Gatayef at al sohoor
Gatayef in-between fotoor and sohoor!
LONG LIVE GATAYEF!
[tags] Ramadan, gatayef [/tags]
I adore gatayef, I worship it, It's different in Ramadan to have your dose of gatayef, I mean we do make gatayef at home during the year but in Ramadan it has different taste, different love
Gatayef, I LOVE YOU!
Gatayef at al-fotoor
Gatayef at al sohoor
Gatayef in-between fotoor and sohoor!
LONG LIVE GATAYEF!
[tags] Ramadan, gatayef [/tags]
Sunday, September 24, 2006
Man needed surgery after sex with hedgehog
Ananove - A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctors advice.
Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation.
But he ended up in an operating theater after the hedgehog's needles left his penis severely lacerated.
A hospital spokesman said:The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his penis.
What would I say ? I mean other than LOL ?
[tags] weird, odd, funny, news [/tags]
Dead?
Is it rumor or a fact? I mean; a news agency should be accurate especially when it come to piece of news says
Well, One may ask how that would affect me or affect anyone at least because we aren't in direct fight with him or his people, but the fact yes we are at least with the ideology that he and his followers hold.
So let me put it in this way, Anyone can confirm that news so we can celebrate ? indeed I'll dance naked :D
[tags] osama bin laden,typhoid,dance naked,laden bin,news agency,followers [/tags]
the possibility Osama bin Laden died of typhoid.
Well, One may ask how that would affect me or affect anyone at least because we aren't in direct fight with him or his people, but the fact yes we are at least with the ideology that he and his followers hold.
So let me put it in this way, Anyone can confirm that news so we can celebrate ? indeed I'll dance naked :D
[tags] osama bin laden,typhoid,dance naked,laden bin,news agency,followers [/tags]
Wednesday, September 20, 2006
I'm not sure if it's going to work, I mean the new Jordanian laws that aims to fight terror in Jordan which was proposed recently to the Parliament, Yes, I'm little confused because of it and that because I don't know what is it and how it's going to be applied.
First let me make my point clear, I'm totally with this new law especially when I heard about restricting fatwa's (Islamic legislations) to a certain people of specialist in this field, so I'm happy but...
How this is going to be applied? is it right to do that from the first place? I mean there is advantages and disadvantages for the new law, The advantage is that we will not see more idiots, x-prisoners who are able to give a fatwa in minutes when a specialist would need weeks if not months to give the right decision as many changes would happen because of this fatwa because it's (in Islam) a legislation of different levels and the opposite to the fatwa might become Haram ( forbidden).
On the other hand the fatwa itself is just a personal opinion on certain case but because of the religious educational level of the person who give fatwa, it become valid and people follow it, simply because people always needs a sympol or a person to follow or in some cases when they are confused they want a final decision from the fatwa legislator; Therefore we cannot limit people's thinking, I mean everyone has the right to think and give an answer but we shouldn't follow anyone
On the other hand one fatwa's could be illegal but still a valid fatwa or it could be legal but invalid fatwa and that because people comes from different backgrounds, different needs and different cases.
Actually, I have been thinking about this issue for days now, and I thought I shouldn't publish it before coming up with an idea that would be at least discussed on blogospher as alternative or enhancement to what the Parliament may process as new law in Jordan; but unfortunately I couldn't find anything that solve the problem because we are in big trouble because we have dirty mentality that may gives fatwa to kill someone or to classify someone as infidel and so it's just fine to behead him or someone may gives a fatwa that make committing suicide as easy as making your morning coffee.
But how would the new law stop that ?
We have long confused history and we are still very confused about lots of issues, so those people who hold the dirty mentality will stop giving out these kind of fatwas? DEFINITELY YES, simply because it's strict law and the government and the people want it but the problem isn't here actually
Let's try to analyze and predict what would happen, taking in consideration the following factors:
Most of people aren't well educated, and I'm not talking about the academic degree here
Icons
A Complex equation ? isn't it ? I imagine that even if this law proceed and become valid in Jordan, people will still ask for fatwas and sick minded people would still give out fatwas just by saying sorry I don't know, but in history we had this case and X said this while Y did this... This is just fine; but when our society lack education this would give the same result as giving direct sick fatwa and maybe even more as some known religious icons are being mentioned in this case.
So, do you really think the new law would help in anyway to get the issue closed? Americans, British and Spanish had this law for at least two years and did it work ? unfortunately not as bin ladin still free and his base and power seems to be growing (If you watched the last video of al-zawahri on Aljazeera, he was sitting in a library! HOLLY SHIT!, Elegant library in Afhanistain while he's being chased? )
I guess the best is to fight the root of the problem, which is the sick mentality by giving helping moderate religious Muslims to get heard more and more, and maybe giving some sessions about the moderate Islam (which should be the default) in prison for the prisoners in related cases; you might be shocked that Saudi Arabia managed to change about 400 prisoner mentality from extremest into very moderate just by giving these sessions for three months but in Saudi Arabia the case is different because they have real strong moderate icons while we don't.
Finally, I pray to god to keep Jordan safe, to keep the world safe, I really want to be able to picture my future in the next 10 years but with this chaos it's really hard.
[tags] fatwa,parliament,jordan,advantages and disadvantages,fight terror,educational level,personal opinion,right decision,i don t know,legislations,haram,final decision,legislator,prisoners,enhancement,islam,aims,legislation[/tags]
First let me make my point clear, I'm totally with this new law especially when I heard about restricting fatwa's (Islamic legislations) to a certain people of specialist in this field, so I'm happy but...
How this is going to be applied? is it right to do that from the first place? I mean there is advantages and disadvantages for the new law, The advantage is that we will not see more idiots, x-prisoners who are able to give a fatwa in minutes when a specialist would need weeks if not months to give the right decision as many changes would happen because of this fatwa because it's (in Islam) a legislation of different levels and the opposite to the fatwa might become Haram ( forbidden).
On the other hand the fatwa itself is just a personal opinion on certain case but because of the religious educational level of the person who give fatwa, it become valid and people follow it, simply because people always needs a sympol or a person to follow or in some cases when they are confused they want a final decision from the fatwa legislator; Therefore we cannot limit people's thinking, I mean everyone has the right to think and give an answer but we shouldn't follow anyone
On the other hand one fatwa's could be illegal but still a valid fatwa or it could be legal but invalid fatwa and that because people comes from different backgrounds, different needs and different cases.
Actually, I have been thinking about this issue for days now, and I thought I shouldn't publish it before coming up with an idea that would be at least discussed on blogospher as alternative or enhancement to what the Parliament may process as new law in Jordan; but unfortunately I couldn't find anything that solve the problem because we are in big trouble because we have dirty mentality that may gives fatwa to kill someone or to classify someone as infidel and so it's just fine to behead him or someone may gives a fatwa that make committing suicide as easy as making your morning coffee.
But how would the new law stop that ?
We have long confused history and we are still very confused about lots of issues, so those people who hold the dirty mentality will stop giving out these kind of fatwas? DEFINITELY YES, simply because it's strict law and the government and the people want it but the problem isn't here actually
Let's try to analyze and predict what would happen, taking in consideration the following factors:
- We have lots of dirty minds
- Who may give you the fatwa to kill someone
- Who may classify other people as infidels
- People love to follow icons
- Lack of moderate direction
- no moderate religious icon exists
A Complex equation ? isn't it ? I imagine that even if this law proceed and become valid in Jordan, people will still ask for fatwas and sick minded people would still give out fatwas just by saying sorry I don't know, but in history we had this case and X said this while Y did this... This is just fine; but when our society lack education this would give the same result as giving direct sick fatwa and maybe even more as some known religious icons are being mentioned in this case.
So, do you really think the new law would help in anyway to get the issue closed? Americans, British and Spanish had this law for at least two years and did it work ? unfortunately not as bin ladin still free and his base and power seems to be growing (If you watched the last video of al-zawahri on Aljazeera, he was sitting in a library! HOLLY SHIT!, Elegant library in Afhanistain while he's being chased? )
I guess the best is to fight the root of the problem, which is the sick mentality by giving helping moderate religious Muslims to get heard more and more, and maybe giving some sessions about the moderate Islam (which should be the default) in prison for the prisoners in related cases; you might be shocked that Saudi Arabia managed to change about 400 prisoner mentality from extremest into very moderate just by giving these sessions for three months but in Saudi Arabia the case is different because they have real strong moderate icons while we don't.
Finally, I pray to god to keep Jordan safe, to keep the world safe, I really want to be able to picture my future in the next 10 years but with this chaos it's really hard.
[tags] fatwa,parliament,jordan,advantages and disadvantages,fight terror,educational level,personal opinion,right decision,i don t know,legislations,haram,final decision,legislator,prisoners,enhancement,islam,aims,legislation[/tags]
Sunday, September 17, 2006
Son of the PARROT!
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.
A young punk walked up and sat down next to him.
He had spiked hair in different colours - green, red, orange, blue, and
yellow.
The old man just stared at him.
The young man turned to him and said sarcastically, "What's the matter old
timer, never done anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eyelid, the old man replied,
"Got drunk once and f**ked a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my
son."
[tags] Jokes, parrots, spiked, hair [/tags]
A young punk walked up and sat down next to him.
He had spiked hair in different colours - green, red, orange, blue, and
yellow.
The old man just stared at him.
The young man turned to him and said sarcastically, "What's the matter old
timer, never done anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eyelid, the old man replied,
"Got drunk once and f**ked a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my
son."
[tags] Jokes, parrots, spiked, hair [/tags]
Saturday, September 16, 2006
Men Rules!
We always hear "the rules" from the female side, Now here are the rules from the male side.
- Please note... these are all numbered "1" - ON PURPOSE!
- Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't try to change that
- Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
- aturday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
- hopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
- Crying is blackmail.
- Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
- Subtle hints do not work!
- Strong hints do not work!
- Obvious hints do not work!
- JUST SAY IT!
Yes
andNo
are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question- Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for - A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor
- Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days - If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us
- If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
- You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done
- Not both
- If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself
- Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials
- Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we
- ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings.
- Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
- We have no idea what a mauve is.
- If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
- If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle
- If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear
- When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine, Really
- Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as:
- Sex, Sport, or Cars
- You have enough clothes
- You have too many shoes
- I am in shape. Round is a shape.
- Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the
couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping. - Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
- Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them an education
Friday, September 15, 2006
The LESS in our life
Our communication - Wireless
Our dress - Topless
Our telephone - Cordless
Our cooking - fire-less
Our youth - Jobless
Our food - fat-less
Our labor - Effortless
Our conduct - Worthless
Our relation - Loveless
Our attitude - Careless
Our feelings - Heartless
Our politics - Shameless
Our education - Valueless
Our follies - Countless
Our arguments - Baseless
Our Job - Thankless
Our Salary - Very less !!!
[tags] LESS, life [/tags]
Our dress - Topless
Our telephone - Cordless
Our cooking - fire-less
Our youth - Jobless
Our food - fat-less
Our labor - Effortless
Our conduct - Worthless
Our relation - Loveless
Our attitude - Careless
Our feelings - Heartless
Our politics - Shameless
Our education - Valueless
Our follies - Countless
Our arguments - Baseless
Our Job - Thankless
Our Salary - Very less !!!
[tags] LESS, life [/tags]
Thursday, September 14, 2006
Wednesday, September 13, 2006
Jordan gates towers fall down :(
While in JP meeting Khalida's friend called her to tell her about the shocking news, first I didn't believe, actually I thought it's another rumor just like the Abdoun bridge one because unfortunately we are the rumors experts in Jordan.
What I was thinking of when I first heard it, ohh god be with us, save us and inshallah it's not a the terrorists again and al-hamdulilah it wasn't the terrorists but
anyway, no more to say, leave you with the distracting news
[tags] Jordan, gates, towers, fall-down [/tags]
What I was thinking of when I first heard it, ohh god be with us, save us and inshallah it's not a the terrorists again and al-hamdulilah it wasn't the terrorists but
Seems to below standards and dirty contractors.
anyway, no more to say, leave you with the distracting news
[tags] Jordan, gates, towers, fall-down [/tags]
The birth of truely Arabic search engine
Hoaaaaaaryyyyy! indeed maktoob is changing and this time isn't just about the layout and size of advertisement banner but changes seems to be in their mentality which is cool!
To be honest, as Arabic Internet user, I have had lots of troubles with maktoob, starting from cashU ending with their huge banners, nevertheless they are changing and changes takes time.
Maktoob launched Araby.com
What makes me write this article is their search options (basic advanced search preferences) which is really not a copy cat of other search engines, obviously they did a quite good research before the kick start, as you can search in Arabic forums, blogs and news and this is really cool, I love it.
Hope the best for maktoob and I accept the launch of Araby as a compensation of their CashU failure.
[tags] arabic, search, engine, maktoob, araby, blogs, forums, news, islam [/tags]
To be honest, as Arabic Internet user, I have had lots of troubles with maktoob, starting from cashU ending with their huge banners, nevertheless they are changing and changes takes time.
Maktoob launched Araby.com
The first Arabic search engineand now lemme skip the argument of
if it's really the first or notbut it really seems to be the first with a highly respected user interface, (if you ignore the blinking arrow and some other minor stuff) and allow me again to skin the argument of search result accuracy as it's very new they still have long way to crawl and index the web to give us better experience with Araby.
What makes me write this article is their search options (basic advanced search preferences) which is really not a copy cat of other search engines, obviously they did a quite good research before the kick start, as you can search in Arabic forums, blogs and news and this is really cool, I love it.
Hope the best for maktoob and I accept the launch of Araby as a compensation of their CashU failure.
[tags] arabic, search, engine, maktoob, araby, blogs, forums, news, islam [/tags]
Tuesday, September 12, 2006
The two parrots
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him. "Father, I have a problem.
I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, Then he thought for a moment.
"You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two
male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring
your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with
Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship,
and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time."
"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution."
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he
ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage
holding rosary beads and praying.
Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few
minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're hookers! Do you
want to have some fun?"
There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other
male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been
answered."
[tags] female, parrots [/tags]
I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, Then he thought for a moment.
"You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two
male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring
your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with
Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship,
and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time."
"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution."
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he
ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage
holding rosary beads and praying.
Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few
minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're hookers! Do you
want to have some fun?"
There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other
male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been
answered."
[tags] female, parrots [/tags]
Monday, September 11, 2006
8 Important Lessons Learned from 80s Cartoons
We'd like to point out that we're aware of the fact that some of the cartoons listed below did not originate in the '80s. However, they were on during the '80s, that's when we watched them, so they're '80s cartoons to us. It's like when we refer to bedwetting as "late '90s behavior." Without further adieu...
CARTOON: The Smurfs
LESSON: Communism works!
For naysayers who point to the Former Soviet Union as proof that communism is inherently flawed, may we merely direct your attention to Smurf Village, where everyone shares everything, wears similar utilitarian clothing, battles Gargamel and his turn-Smurfs-to-gold get rich quick schemes and obeys the dictates of a bearded, red hat-wearing, benevolent authority figure. Quoth Comrade Papa: “From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs.†Really, he actually said that.
How it affected us as adults: Secret communist agendas ceased being dangerous, or really any adjective of consequence, years ago. The worst thing communism does these days is make Ivy League students waste a couple of years wearing ugly clothes and attending boring meetings. However, the sexual politics of Smurf Village, with its one female for every 30 guys, did go a long way towards preparing us for freshman year of college.
Continue reading on CRACKED.com
[tags] cartoons, smurf, Popeye, G.I. Joe, Scooby Doo, He-Man, Jem, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Transformers [/tags]
Sunday, September 10, 2006
Thursday, September 7, 2006
Monkey's thought of the day
Like at work is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels.
Some monkeys are climbing up, some down.
The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.
The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but ASSHOLES.
[tags] monkey's thought, day [/tags]
Some monkeys are climbing up, some down.
The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.
The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but ASSHOLES.
[tags] monkey's thought, day [/tags]
Monday, September 4, 2006
Man attacks foreign tourists in Jordan
The fu**** bloody mentality of killing others has a presence again in our lovely country
Via nwsource.com
[tags]amman jordan,tourists,nwsource,government spokesman,associated press,roman amphitheater,jordanian capital,district government,nasser,nationalities,policeman,mentality,gunman,terrorist,presence,officials,terror, [/tags]
THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
AMMAN, Jordan -- A gunman attacked a group of foreign tourists near the Roman Amphitheater in the Jordanian capital on Monday, wounding five people before he was arrested, officials said.
Four tourists and one policeman were injured in the attack that took place as they visited the popular attraction in Amman's bustling downtown district, government spokesman Nasser Judeh said.
He said the nationalities of the tourists were not immediately known.
No other details were immediately available
Via nwsource.com
[tags]amman jordan,tourists,nwsource,government spokesman,associated press,roman amphitheater,jordanian capital,district government,nasser,nationalities,policeman,mentality,gunman,terrorist,presence,officials,terror, [/tags]
Saturday, September 2, 2006
Why do we pay taxes?
Everyone pays taxes in one form or another- mostly income and sales taxes. But why
do we pay these taxes? Well, it might be because the government can't afford to manage service effectively without getting more money but in our case we pay taxes to have the Cleaner truck not to visit us more than once a week!
This was the Damn good morning i got in my face.
do we pay these taxes? Well, it might be because the government can't afford to manage service effectively without getting more money but in our case we pay taxes to have the Cleaner truck not to visit us more than once a week!
This was the Damn good morning i got in my face.
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