Me: How's the weather in your place?
Me: Only? it's snowing here, I've never seen it snowing like this before, it's flooding us and we are leaving the company now, waiting for my brother to pick me.
Her/Him: Ohh really?/ tantat/ kidding? / BASTARDS! our company in XXX and they didn't let us leave yet!
Me: got to go! brother ringing!!! ciao! enjoy your work day!
but as usual at the end of every cool film a high IQ star will come and ruin it for you :D
Disclaimer: I'm not responsible if your employees suddenly turned off their computer and decided to leave home.