Tuesday, December 26, 2006

How to get Police attention

Humor 200ok Going to be the other night, I noticed people in my shed stealing things.

I phoned the police but was told no one was in the area to help. They said they would send someone as soon as possible.

I hung up. A minute later I rang again. "Hello," I said, I called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. You don't have to hurry now, because I've shot them."

Within minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, plus helicopters and an armed response unit. They caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the officers said: "I thought you said you'd shot them."

To which I replied: "I thought you said there was no one available."


  1. Hehe!!! Good one, actually smart!

  2. Jad! You said that anjad? good on ya...you know how to work the system. Hope you had a nice holiday

  3. Reem,
    Hehh yeah he's smart!

    No, it was a joke I received and thought it worth sharing.