An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.
A young punk walked up and sat down next to him.
He had spiked hair in different colours - green, red, orange, blue, and
The old man just stared at him.
The young man turned to him and said sarcastically, "What's the matter old
timer, never done anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eyelid, the old man replied,
"Got drunk once and f**ked a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my
[tags] Jokes, parrots, spiked, hair [/tags]