Because she will
This peice of art is a result of few minutes conversation with 7aj ghweider
[tags] jad, gwieder, CO!, why, not, marry, blogger [/tags]
- If you fart in bed she will blog about it.
- blog about your online chats
- log in through proxy to put a nasty comment
- if she gets mad at you, she'll remove you from her blog roll
- you will hear about her being pregnant from her blog
- she will actually get MAD AT YOU if you didn't get it from her blog and you being the first commenter on that post
- She expects you to write a post on how wonderful it is to be married to her everyday...
- She expects you to write a trackback in response to her announcement that she's pregnant
- you will know if you're getting lucky tonight from her blog
- the only way to know how much she spent on that new Prada Purse is from her blog- Corrected by Iman
- she keeps a second "secret" blog from you
- she will log in and and start commenting with a different name on your blog to try and see if you're going to cheat on her
- You will know all about your sleeping habits and how good you are in bed .. from her blog
- she may put your bed activities rate online
- she would put a poll to see how many people agree that you get some action or not
- she will discuss disciplinary action with her readers
- she will talk about EVERYTHING in preparation of the wedding
- She'll setup a blog for your mother in law to strike you online and offline
- She will talk about your surprise birthday party and you're still supposed to look surprised
- If you get her a gift before mentioning mentioning it on your blog, she will feel cheated
- You're not supposed to get comments from any females on your blog
- You're not supposed to get jealous if guys complement her on her blog
- She'll go nuts for few days when she's changing the design of her blog. Blames it all on you
- first thing she would do after delivery is blog about the experience
- She'll try to look up the baby's blog, but gets very frustrated that he doesn't have one
- You'll find the shopping list on her blog under, "Get these or die"
- Before going to a doctor, she checks his blg and rating on Technorati
- If your Technorati rating drops below 50,000 she would start asking you to go to the gym
- If your rating goes higher than hers, she starts complaining that you spend too much time online
- If she's not in the next podcast ... you're screwed
- her name, her site and her webaddress must be mentioned in every tag that you post, In addition to the words love, worship, chocolate, and "YES"
- You have to mention in "H1" font size that you're married on every page
- She's not supposed to mention that she's married because this is anti-feminism and your sad attempts to control her life
- You can?t blog when you?re having a serious conversatoin with her. She will know it and will think it is disrespectful :-D by Shaden
- She will check her blog?s stat everyday and you better be there on the last 10 viewers? list by Shaden
This peice of art is a result of few minutes conversation with 7aj ghweider
[tags] jad, gwieder, CO!, why, not, marry, blogger [/tags]
Glad my wife is not logger.
ReplyDeleteLOOL! Alright, seriously now, some are just too personal and will NEVER make it to the blogging world! regardless of who the husband/wife is! (i.e. #13, 14, 15)
ReplyDeletehahaha! that will definitely call for a divorce!
excuse me, but I believe you mean Prada Purse? :P
hehehehehehe....funny
ReplyDeletei loved the y not marry a blogger post, so funny, true i guess :)
ReplyDeletelol add to the list:
ReplyDelete- You can't blog when you're having a serious conversatoin with her. She will know it and will think it is disrespectful :-D
- She will check her blog's stat everyday and you better be there on the last 10 viewers' list
Loved your list, good job!
that was awesome..I have to agree with no. 6 ..that definitely is true.I'm gonna show this to gozo.
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ReplyDeleteLOOOOL..
ReplyDeletethis is hilarious!!!!!
I found that my comment would be too long so I responded in a post instead ... :D
ReplyDeletehttp://anolita.jeeran.com/mind/archive/2006/7/75434.html
[...] After Jad has posted why a guy should not marry a blogger, and Khalidah replied with why a woman should not marry a blogger, Iman asked me to write this [...]
ReplyDeleteOk .... since I paritcipated "Actively" in this one, I decided to add my own ... check out my "Why you SHOULD marry a female blogger"
ReplyDeleteheheheh these are too funny. I especially love the blogging about the wedding. I so plan on doing that. Of course thats if I get married one day :P
ReplyDeletehehehehehe
ReplyDeleteher name, her site and her webaddress must be mentioned in every tag that you post, In addition to the words love, worship, chocolate, and ?YES?
MY FAVORITE!!!
Great...
ReplyDeleteWhat about if you blog together............you edit together...post HNT together....
why blog?
LOOOL
ReplyDeleteGreat work!
[...] He starts the fight by posting “Why a man should not marry a blogger“, and Khalidah retaliated with posting “Why a woman should not marry a blogger“. Qwaider then posted “Why men should marry female bloggers“, and then Shaden posted “Why you should marry a blogger“. I think I agree with Khalidah the most ;) What do you think? [...]
ReplyDeleteFor Better or For Worse
ReplyDelete”Hello Love, sorry I am late. I was…”
“Late? Late?? You call 11:30 pm late? I call it bloody midnight! Do you realize that I have been cooking both of us a nice meal?”
“I am really sorry, but…”
“Sorry sure! So cry me a river! Went to the bar with the lads eh? Enjoyed it right?”
“No I stayed at work and…”
“Work you say? Yesterday you said you haven’t much to do!”
“No I wasn’t actually working I just stayed and did some…”
“Did some work on that new blonde secretary I bet! Fancy her, do you? Why bother coming home at all then!”
“No she wasn’t there. After finishing I just got sort of stuck blogging. That’s all”
“Oh blogging! That’s OK. I did too after dinner. Why didn’t you say so in the first place Sweetie?”
[...] In response to my friend Jad√¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s post that has the same exact title as my post; I want to share with you why we (girls) should not marry bloggers; what can I do Jad; you really have inspired me … LOL [...]
ReplyDelete[...] In response to my friend Jad’s post that has the same exact title as my post; I want to share with you why we (girls) should not marry bloggers; [...]
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