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Well well well, it seems I'm a JPG Which File Extension are You?

Well well well, it seems I'm a JPG Which File Extension are You?

Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son... Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice Son: "I will choose my own bride". Jack: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter." Son: "Well, in that case..." Next Jack approaches Bill Gates... Jack: "I have a husband for your daughter." Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry." Jack: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank." Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case..." Finally Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank... Jack: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president." President: "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need." Jack: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law." President: "Ah, in that case....." This is how some business is done!! Don't get caught.......!!!!!

Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son... Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice Son: "I will choose my own bride". Jack: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter." Son: "Well, in that case..." Next Jack approaches Bill Gates... Jack: "I have a husband for your daughter." Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry." Jack: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank." Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case..." Finally Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank... Jack: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president." President: "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need." Jack: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law." President: "Ah, in that case....." This is how some business is done!! Don't get caught.......!!!!!

Dear Internet Explorer: It's over. Our relationship just hasn't been working for a while, and now, this is it. I'm leaving you for another browser. I know this isn't a good time--you're down with yet another virus . I do hope you feel better soon--really, I do--but I, too, have to move on with my life. Fact is, in the entire time I've known you, you seem always to have a virus or an occasional worm. You should really see a doctor. That said, I just can't continue with this relationship any longer. I know you say you'll fix things, that next time it'll go better--but that's what you said the last time--and the time before that. Each time I believed you. Well, not any longer. You cheater! The truth is there's nothing more you can say to make things better. I know about your secret marriage to Windows. You say you two are not seeing each other anymore, but I just don't believe it. You say you can live without Windows, and I've heard that

Dear Internet Explorer: It's over. Our relationship just hasn't been working for a while, and now, this is it. I'm leaving you for another browser. I know this isn't a good time--you're down with yet another virus . I do hope you feel better soon--really, I do--but I, too, have to move on with my life. Fact is, in the entire time I've known you, you seem to always have a virus or an occasional worm. You should really see a doctor. That said, I just can't continue with this relationship any longer. I know you say you'll fix things, that next time it'll go better--but that's what you said the last time--and the time before that. Each time I believed you. Well, not any longer. You cheater! The truth is there's nothing more you can say to make things better. I know about your secret marriage to Windows. You say you two are not seeing each other anymore, but I just don't believe it. You say you can live without Windows, and I've heard that

A Copyright is a form of protection provided to authors of "original works of authorship", both published and unpublished. Copyright protects the form of expression rather than the subject of the expression. Federal copyright registrations are issued by the U.S. Copyright Office. They give the copyright owner exclusive rights to reproduce the copyrighted work, to prepare derivative works, to distribute copies of the work, and to perform and display the work publicly. A Trademark is a word, name, symbol or device which indicates the source of a product and distinguishes it from the products of others. A servicemark identifies and distinguishes the source of a service instead of a product. Trademarks are issued by the U.S. Patent & Trademark Office. They prevent others from using a confusingly similar mark, but cannot prevent others from making the same products or from selling the same products under a clearly different mark. A Patent is the grant of a property right to

A Copyright is a form of protection provided to authors of "original works of authorship", both published and unpublished. Copyright protects the form of expression rather than the subject of the expression. Federal copyright registrations are issued by the U.S. Copyright Office. They give the copyright owner exclusive rights to reproduce the copyrighted work, to prepare derivative works, to distribute copies of the work, and to perform and display the work publicly. A Trademark is a word, name, symbol or device which indicates the source of a product and distinguishes it from the products of others. A servicemark identifies and distinguishes the source of a service instead of a product. Trademarks are issued by the U.S. Patent & Trademark Office. They prevent others from using a confusingly similar mark, but cannot prevent others from making the same products or from selling the same products under a clearly different mark. A Patent is the grant of a property right to

Special attention should be paid to gateway or firewall systems, as they usually control access to the services running on the entire network. Such gateways should be identified, its function within the network should be assessed and owners or administrators should be identified. These hosts, often referred to as bastion hosts are a prime target for an intruder. They should be some of the most fortified machines on the network. Be sure to regularly review the current access policies and security of the system itself. These systems should absolutely only be running the services necessary to perform it's operation. Your firewall should not be your mail server, web server, contain user accounts, etc. Some of the things you should check for, and absolutely fortify on these hosts include: Turn off access to all but necessary services. Depending on the type of firewall, disable IP Forwarding, preventing the system from routing packets unless absolutely instructed to do so. Update mach

Special attention should be paid to gateway or firewall systems, as they usually control access to the services running on the entire network. Such gateways should be identified, its function within the network should be assessed and owners or administrators should be identified. These hosts, often referred to as bastion hosts are a prime target for an intruder. They should be some of the most fortified machines on the network. Be sure to regularly review the current access policies and security of the system itself. These systems should absolutely only be running the services necessary to perform it's operation. Your firewall should not be your mail server, web server, contain user accounts, etc. Some of the things you should check for, and absolutely fortify on these hosts include: Turn off access to all but necessary services. Depending on the type of firewall, disable IP Forwarding, preventing the system from routing packets unless absolutely instructed to do so. Update mach

Special attention should be paid to gateway or firewall systems, as they usually control access to the services running on the entire network. Such gateways should be identified, its function within the network should be assessed and owners or administrators should be identified. These hosts, often referred to as bastion hosts are a prime target for an intruder. They should be some of the most fortified machines on the network. Be sure to regularly review the current access policies and security of the system itself. These systems should absolutely only be running the services necessary to perform it's operation. Your firewall should not be your mail server, web server, contain user accounts, etc. Some of the things you should check for, and absolutely fortify on these hosts include: Turn off access to all but necessary services. Depending on the type of firewall, disable IP Forwarding, preventing the system from routing packets unless absolutely instructed to do so. Update mach

Canada wants and loves immigrants, especially if they've got the skills to pay the bills. But that doesn't mean it's easy to become a Canadian citizen. First off, you have to be a permanent resident for three years, and then pass a difficult test about Canadian explorers and French grammar. So, concentrate on getting your permanent work visa first. There are four ways to do this. The business immigrant visa is for entrepreneurs ready to invest $400,000 in their new Canuck venture. If you've got a loved one in Canada who'll sponsor and support you, go for the family class visa. A new class of visa, provincial nominee, encourages applicants willing to live nowhere near the standard immigrant destinations of Toronto, Montreal, and Vancouver. Finally, the skilled work visa is the most common, especially if you've got a university education and at least one year of relevant work experience. Canada needs skilled workers in every occupation under the sun: telecommunica

Canada wants and loves immigrants, especially if they've got the skills to pay the bills. But that doesn't mean it's easy to become a Canadian citizen. First off, you have to be a permanent resident for three years, and then pass a difficult test about Canadian explorers and French grammar. So, concentrate on getting your permanent work visa first. There are four ways to do this. The business immigrant visa is for entrepreneurs ready to invest $400,000 in their new Canuck venture. If you've got a loved one in Canada who'll sponsor and support you, go for the family class visa. A new class of visa, provincial nominee, encourages applicants willing to live nowhere near the standard immigrant destinations of Toronto, Montreal, and Vancouver. Finally, the skilled work visa is the most common, especially if you've got a university education and at least one year of relevant work experience. Canada needs skilled workers in every occupation under the sun: telecommu

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